So I have a dilemma. Not really a dilemma, just something to talk about. When Jed and I toured the elementary school that Adrian now attends I noticed something about the staff. The largest majority of them were young and hot. One, in particular, concerned me. I was sure he couldn’t have been over 14. And while blondes typically don’t do anything for me, this one did. Perhaps it was due to his lack of undergarments in his sport shorts??? Frankly, I didn’t even notice he wasn’t wearing underwear, but Jed pointed it out to me. My first impression was the kid was just there hanging out with his mother, but…
On Friday I went to pick up Adrian from Extend-a-care and was greeted at the door by Bobby, the young hot underwearless blonde boy that was there the day we toured the school. He introduced himself as the “director of the Extend-a-care” program for the school. I think he said something about how Adrian had a good afternoon, yadda, yadda, yadda. Frankly, I was distracted trying out my x-ray vision to see if he was, in fact, wearing underwear or not. I still don’t know. What I do know is when a hot 22-year old (as it turns out) runs up to a middle-aged gay man, it does something to that middle-aged gay man. No, no, no…dear readers, I didn’t pop wood. I did feel a little chest palpation though.
When I got home from picking Adrian up I immediately iStalked Bobby to see if he had a GuySpace page. And, in fact, he did. I was a tad bit disappointed to learn that Bobby was straight. I don’t know why this disappoints me, but it does. I took a few hours to peruse his photos and was delighted to see some rather, er, uh, revealing photos. Revealing insomuch as they reveal a little of his personality, and not so much that they show his junk. While that would be nice, I just don’t know if my old heart could take seeing junk pictures of hot 22-year old blonde Bobby.
In one photo, Bobby is shown doing a keg stand with, presumably, another hot 22-year old boy hoisting dear Bobby’s legs up in the air while a bimbo assists with the nozzle from the keg. Another photo of Bobby shows him lighting a cigarette with a butane torch…dangerously close to his precious face. And yet another photo of Bobby shows him surrounded by throngs of adoring bimbos while his shirt is hoisted above his nipples and his pants being pulled down to JUST ABOVE his bush-line with his chest covered in lipstick prints of these disgusting female admirers.
Ya know, I don’t have a problem with this kid watching Adrian after school. I do think other parents would have a problem with it. I sort of feel it’s my civic duty to help this kid keep his job by suggesting to him that he change the privacy settings on his GuySpace account so that just anyone can’t see his pictures. But then I feel like if I mention it to him I just reveal to him that I AM the stalker? And perhaps I should just leave well enough alone and check out these pictures frequently to assure myself that there’s nothing nefarious going on in dear sweet Bobby’s life?
What would YOU do?
LATE ENTRY: As a side-note, I did check today to see if Jed’s assertion of the lack of drawers was truth or wishful thinking. While I can’t confirm nor deny the absence or presence of underpants, I can confirm the boy fills out a pair of gym short quite nicely.