Not so subtle racism.

LERD do I hate stupid people.

So I’ve bitched and moaned about the level of stupidity found in the people in some of my classes at school. There’s one dumb cunt that I can’t stand that SERIOUSLY needs to take advantage of the “free” learning labs to help her make it through basic mathematic functions…but that’s not the only thing that makes her dumb She’s pushing 60 and I have no idea what she’s doing there. Not that there’s anything wrong with old people trying to better themselves, hell, I’m doing it. There also “ass face” boy, that makes me cringe every time his whiney high pitched voice rambles on and on and on (WITH PRIDE) about how he “dropped out of 7^th grade”. And lastly, there’s “Horseshack”, yes, the kid laughs like Arnold Horseshack EVERY 5 minutes about the dumbest things…and usually they’re things that come out of his own mouth. Don’t you love people who laugh at their own stories when nobody else is???

Last night I’m sitting in this class and the three of them are having a conversation that goes something like this:

Dumb Cunt: I don’t think I’m ever going to get this. When did they start addin’ letters together? This just doesn’t make any sense.

Ass Face: You’re doing fine. It’s hard for me too. As long as you keep asking questions, you’ll get it.

Horseshack: Hey, I got a new job yesterday.

DC: Really? That’s great. What are you doing?

HS: I’m working in a call center.

DC: That’s great. ESPECIALLY since you speak ENGLISH. You just don’t find that anymore.

(F)reddy: Well THAT wasn’t racist at all.

DC: I’m not racist. I happen to have lots of niggra friends. In fact, one of my niggra friends even cleans my house.

REALLY? YOU DON’T FIND YOURSELF TO BE JUST A LITTLE BIT RACIST??? You’ve got “niggra friends” and are put out by “non-English speakers in call centers”??? GOD I HATE THIS WOMAN. She ALSO seems completely oblivious to the fact that hottie professor has the English Chunnel between his ass cheeks. Because she constantly asks him shit about his personal life that he clearly is running out of ways to tell her he smokes dick. I don’t know why he doesn’t just come out and say he smokes dick instead of, “Ummm, I’ve never been married, I don’t have children, I’m afraid of vaginas because I think if I put my dick in one it [the vagina] might bite my dick off…” Seriously lady, GET A FUCKING Y=Clue + Life. He’s NEVER gonna DATE YOU so QUIT ASKING HIM FOR HIS PHONE NUMBER.