Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day…

Ahhhhhhhhhh, such a gorgeous day outside.  Makes my brain spin and spin and … well, you know.  You also know that when the wheels are spinning you get LOTS of randomocity!!!  HOOORAY for randomness!

INTRODUCTIONS:

So one of my most favorite blogger posts this week was from my buddy, Breen Lantern.  His rendition of Beyonce’s “All the single ladies” is one of the most hysterically funny videos I’ve seen since my cake eating video.  (Sorry Sean, I just can’t help make everything about me.  I’m a whore like that!)  What makes this post my favorite of the week, as you’ll see, he did the video JUST for me!  And I heart him hard for that.  Now I realize that blogs tend to get a little incestuous with the same circle of people reading the same circle of people…but if you’ve not checked Sean out, you should…(UNLESS it’s Monday and you have an aversion to seeing dudes in their silky things!)

SEAN’S VIDEO

(F)REDDY’S VIDEO

INTRODUCTIONS, CONTINUED:

I’ve stumbled across some new (to me) blogs recently, some by accident, and some by referral.  I’ve enjoyed reading Blond Boy Baking, but I can only read his blogs during certain times of the day.  As he’s always talking about food, I never walk away from there without wanting to lick my keyboard.  Since we all know how disgusting my keyboard is (and if you don’t, trust me), that’s not a good thing.  Staying in the vein of food, I’m still totally diggin’ on Mommy’s Kitchen. I made another one of her recipes the other day, the beef tips n’ mushrooms.  HEAVENLY.  I seriously cried when all the leftovers were gone.  Following a listen of Tom, the Ramble Redhead’s interwebs radio show I WILDLY AND SERIOUSLY MISTAKENLY ASS U MED a new website I’ve signed up with, Dad Blogs, was a blog site for gay dads.  It was a somewhat reasonable assumption.  His guest on the program was Brian from Green Dads, another gay dude who had adopted kids with his partner.  I just, naturally, assumed that a gay dude talking about a website was referring to a gay oriented website.  BOY HOWDY, I couldn’t be more wrong.  I think Brian and I may actually be the only TWO gay dads on the site…the only two OUT gay dads, anyway.  Nonetheless…since I signed up for the site, I have been contributing.  And I’ve been reading some of the other dad’s blogs.  In part, because, while we may not have a lot of things in common in one regard, our lives are very much the same in others.  I started reading “Al Bundy’s” blog and Mr. Big Dubya’s blogs and found that as far as parenting goes…we really do have a commonality.  Though I’m not (and doubt I ever will be) a blog they follow, I do enjoy theirs. 

MY PIMP SAYS, 20 DOLLA TO MAKE YOU HOLLA

So I mentioned Blond Boy Baking above, and Breen Lantern.  Sean (a/k/a Breen Lantern) pimps me out quite regularly (I think because he thinks doing so is going to get me to send him a picture of me in my undies for his Monday Undies posts!), but I was quite surprised, when checking out the blogs of people who had been leaving me comments, that I had been pimped in Blond Boy’s blog as well.  ADDITIONALLY, while craving muffins today and wanting to take my fatty with me before she dropped the kid out of her vajayjay, I looked on the Taste No Evil Muffin Company’s website this morning to find out Karisa’s hours and about fell out of my chair when I saw that SHE had pimped me on her company’s blog!  Y’all, I am so humbled that you like (or cringe about) what you read that you’d tell other peoples about me.  It’s such an honor and brings tears to…well, it’s an honor folks.  That’s alls I can say.  Other than, THANK YOU.

AND SINCE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT MUFFINS!

If I don’t watch it, I’m going to have a muffin top by March.  Oh, hell.  Who am I kidding. I already got one!  That’s right, you’re not seeing double below.  OH NO MAMM!  I picked up TWO blueberry bliss muffins this morning.  I feel like a total jackass too, because I had told myself last time that I was most definitely, without a doubt, going to have one of their STUFFED CREAM CHEESE COFFEE CAKE muffins the next time I went…and I started salavating thinking about the blueberry muffins when I walked up and completely forgot!  I guess another trip this week may be in order!

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If I’m being completely honest, I think I may have a little fan-girlie crush on Karisa.  There, I said it.

So.  About this weather.  Did I mention it was FABULOUS?

Okay, I know I’ve given you a lot to watch, read, check out, etc.  Get to gettin’ folks, and remember.  Be kind to each other.  (Except for Sean.  You can be mean to him, he likes it.)

15 comments:

Steven (Green Dads) said...

Hey Freddy,
Thanks for the mention of Green Dads.
This is Steven you've been chatting with online on twitter and blogging. Brian doesn't do the internet thing much.

I was reading your post and realized I know who Sean Breen is. Not well, and he probably does not remember me. Years ago I sang for awhile in a local gay chorus and he was in it too. He may still be, I stopped a long time ago.

I added you to our blog roll at Green Dads.

Breenlantern said...

My cup runneth over with a twisted emotional medley akin to love and disgust. I don't know what revolted me more...watching me dancing or you eating an entire sheet cake. Of course, I was also oddly aroused by watching you eat the whole sheetcake...hmmmm.

Corcor55 said...

I think I almost peed while laughing so hard watching that video....OMG...Did you REALLY eat the whole thing? I, too have enjoyed reading your blog. It' witty and a bit sassy, just like my sean....

karisa said...

Ok Ok... we really are having some kind of strange affair now I guess. Thank you for the mention of my website and my MUFFINS!!! LOL
I loved the Sean Video..I saw a similar one last week posted on my friend Matthew's facebook page and I just have to say that Sean looks so fantastic in his undies. The other guy was way hard to watch. xo
PS. I am however, a little sorry I watched the cake eating that early in the morning.

Heather said...

Hi there!

I just found you through Mommy's Kitchen. I wanted to say I enjoyed the videos you posted! That "Single Ladies" video was great. I really needed a giggle right about now too :-) Thank you for sharing with the world and brightening my day!

(F)redddy said...

Welcome Heather (and you too Steven!). Thanks for stopping by. And especially thanks for turning me on to FIVE DOLLAR DINNERS?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING! HOW AMAZING IS THAT!

Daddy Files said...

Wow. I'm not sure which one was harder to watch; the dancing or the cake eating. I need to know, how much time elapsed while eating that cake? I was impressed and horrified all at the same time, but it was enough to get me to keep coming back to check out the blog so keep it up!

(F)redddy said...

3 minutes Daddy-Files, 3 minutes. I had to edit out all the gagging and frost-rockets I had to blow out of my nose to breathe...otherwise, 3 minutes. That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.

Al Bundy said...

Hey Freddy,
Don't be sure, Al Bundy IS following your Blog. Thanks for the mention!

I have to weigh in on the Dancing verse Cake Eating videos: Cake eating was hilarious, the dancing was tough (maybe because I'm one of your "straight" readers). I hope Sean doesn't take offense!

My wife came in my home office, looked over my shoulder, and wondered what the heck I was watching (Dancing Video). The look on her face was priceless. I think she momentarily had some concerns about me......

Your video's were the best laughs I've had all week. Thanks!

-Al Bundy

(F)redddy said...

Oh man, Al. The thought of your wife watching you watching Sean was the best laugh I'VE had all week! Welcome.

Breenlantern said...

You know, here I put myself out there because I wanted to prove I was a man of my word...I think you owed it to me to explain to everyone that I did NOT do that dance because I thought I could do it well or that I looked good doing it, but solely because you requested it and I promised I would do whatever was requested of me. (For the record, impressing or pleasing straight guys has never been something I cared about.) However, having said all that, I think more people need to let there hair down, strip down to their undies and dance crazy like to annoying pop songs...you'd be amazed how much fun you'll have when you stop being so concerned with what everyone thinks and start just getting goofy. I'd rather live a life having fun and being mocked for it then playing it safe for the sake of making everyone else feel comfortable with their mundane lives. Anyhoo, I had to post something because the word verification is "sisse" so I couldn't pass that up.

(F)redddy said...

Sean, I feel the general concensus is everyone dug the video and even the "straighties" give you mad props for putting yourself out there. I said at the very beginning you did it just for me, not cuz you thought you was Jenny from da block.

MattyNNY said...

Wait a minute, Phreddy...
Sean "promised I would do whatever was requested of me." and the best you can come up with is a Single Ladies video? I'm so disappointed. And my word verification? dumbies. Apparently, blogger wants to comment on it too!

Kay said...

SEAN: I am totally in love with your shameless mohawk, pit hair dancing self. I loved you telling the cyber world to "put a ring on it".

Frederick: Again, you do realize that you're only getting away with calling me Fatty until after the baby is here, right? And then it's back to Ex-Wife. I did notice in an earlier post you threw in Fly. You know I despise that because I've never been a fruit fly...I was a lesbian who defected, thus negating ever being labeled a fag hag or other such term. I'm still a member of the community even though now my sex life has more in common with your's than ever. Well, except for that John Holmes butt plug you own.

And Taste No Evil muffins are my CRAVING of the WEEK, possibly month, possibly of all 2009 and may just contribute to the issue of me losing baby weight post birth. Karisa, if I wasn't already in love with my babydaddy I'd be head over heels for you.

K said...

Aahhh.. I am now aflutter with much weeping, as I have just learned I am NOT the KARISSA you have the lil girl crush on.. SO saddened.