Folks, it ain’t easy maintaining this panda bear shape. It takes a lot of planning, a lot of shopping, and a lot of cooking.
I have so much to be thankful for every day of my life. I’m not going to go balls to the wall crazy like Blair and list all 25 things I’m thankful for. I bet you folks who reads this are thankful for that, eh? (F)reddy sparing you another “list”? I think it’s quite obvious what I’m thankful for, just by the shit that I write. In case you’re wondering, I’m quite thankful for each of you taking the time to read this crap too. So instead of a list today, I give you my menu of what’s for dinner today…and I hope each of you have a fantastic day with your loved ones…or by yourselves if that’s what you have chosen to do.
Pre-fab French onion dip with Fritos y Ruffles for dippers (cuz I’m lazy like that).
Slap Yo Mama Good Sweet Potato Casserole (From my BFF, Kay…she may have stolen my title, but the recipe is ALL hers!)
Broccoli Rice casserole
Green Bean casserole (BFF, Leslie, is bringing it…so wish us luck!)
Mashed Taters (skins on, cuz if you eat taters in my house you’ll eat them with skins on or you’ll get the fuck out).
Stuffing (both stuffed in the birds ass AND a casserole…just to be sure there’s plenny)
Standard pumpkin pies (x2)
Apple Pie (Again, Leslie is bringing, but she says it’s from Marie Callender’s, so we probably won’t die)
Happy Holidays y’all. Yo, for reals.